All of a sudden an old blue Ford pick-up blew past me like I was sitting still. It came from behind and swung out and around me like a nut was driving the thing. Then it went on past and began slowing down. It slowed more and I was forced to turn off cruise control or go around. I decided to pass. The lane was open but as I came up even with the driver’s door, the driver stepped on the gas so as to stay even with me. It wasn’t late - maybe five-thirty maybe six - never did look to see what time it actually was.

OK, I thought I’ve got a weirdo here or maybe worse, a guy looking for trouble. Trouble I don’t need, I can take care of myself but a lot of a-holes looking for trouble are packing iron, these days. I looked over to see what my confrontist looked like. Was I in for a surprise! One look and I was actually, saying "Wow", out loud. There driving this old Blue Hotrod Ford pick-up was a woman. She wasn’t young but she wasn’t old either. Maybe forty-two, maybe forty-four. She had blonde hair not the bleached out stuff, but real blonde hair. She wore it just a little longer than short. What really caught my eye though was the smile, the big dimples and the mischievous eyes. I wondered what is she up to?

When I looked over again she had her cell phone in her hand and was asking with her eyes and smile for me to call her. She than held up nine fingers and pretended to punch the number into her phone but then pointed to me. I figures she wanted me to hit a nine on my phone. I pulled out my phone and held it up, she smiled and nodded. I punched the nine, then she held up eight, than another nine. She went on through her whole number and answered on the first ring...

She answer by saying "Hi Baby, what ‘cha up to. I said "Hey, just going home after a hard day at the office." She said "I like hard" she went on, "hey baby can you get it hard for little old me?" I was a little shocked by this quick come-on and asked stupidly "What do you mean? She smiled to let me know that playing dumb was OK. She said, "Come on big strong guy, you know what I want to see. Are you gonna show it to me or not. I told her that as tired as I was that what she wanted to see was sound asleep and cured up tightly in my jockey shorts.

She asked, "Does he need some help, maybe this will help" and saying that she pulled her sweater down and let out the nicest pair of puppies, that I had seen in a long time. They were tan and white were the Sun never gets to them. She had rock hard nipples of a nice pink color.

Well, needless to say some activity started in my shorts, things were coming to life down there. I told her "Things are coming to life". She said, "Well you better undo your belt and zip that zipper down before you tear out the front of your pants." She said, "Kinda funny how my nice fat titties and create life were there was none." She went on, "Come on big boy let's see what you got". I am not what you would call well hung but when he popped up and out she said "OK, looking good." She asked me to stroke it and asked if I had a pet name for it. I told her that my personal joy rod had two names Max and Old Henry. I told her see was looking at Max. She said, "Hey I like that name and he is kinda Maxey. "Hey you look at my titties with one eye and keep one on the road and start stroking that meat", I want to see him do is thing.

I asked her if I should pull in the next rest area but she said she couldn’t do that and that I should just keep driving, stroking, and looking. She was doing all kind of things with the puppies. She was holding them by the nipples and swinging them. She was lifting and dropping them and she was just swaying them back and forth by shaking her chest side to side. She asked, "how is it going, is something going to happen soon?" I said, " It is not working as well as it should, I’m just kind of worn out after working all day. She asked, " Did I tell you that I have no panties on and a very short skirt." "The skirt is pulled up all the way and my blond bush is very damp." She then put her hand between her legs and showed me the wetness on her fingers.

Well that did it, I told her she better watch because what she wanted to see was about to happen. I started some earnest stroking and Max started spraying. He was well primed and shot my all over my shirt, the steering wheel, and the dash board. I looked at her and she was looking and rubbing her clit just as fast as I had been stroking. She said. "Thanks Baby, I just got off two good ones."

She slowed and dropped way back after saying Good-bye and thanking me again and telling me to take good care of Max. I stopped at the next rest area to clean myself and my car. I heard a horn honking and when I looked up there she was. Her door wide open, her legs wide open, and like she said, no panties. From where I was it looked like she was doing herself again but with a cucumber.

I started to walk over for a better look and who knows what else. She saw me coming and slammed the door to the pick-up and smoked the tires getting out of there. Never saw her again but will not forget the HIGHWAY FLIRT of I-75.